Random: 99 things girls should know about guys

Okay, i chanced upon this web and decided to post since I dont really have much things to post. hehe. :>

99 things Girls should know about guys! P.S All of these are subjectives and not representative of anything. Just some infos here and there. So dont take it so seriously okay? :)


1. Guys don't actually go after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. (SO TRUEEE~~~ =.=)
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (Awww, serious? LOL)
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. (HAHA! I guess this only happens in TRUE LOVE. =.=)
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (I think so too! :>)
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. (Like DUH~)
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking or smoking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. (YESS! Totally agree~)
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. ( I dont really understand this, anyone can enlighten me? HA)
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat. (This is so subjective. :o)
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. (Blah blah, what nonsense.)
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands. (HAA! i didnt know this. LOL)
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. (Cute! >:P)
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. (yea, i think this is rather true. Hmmmm.)
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow." (HA! Sweet. :3)
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (lol! sometimes too explicit is no good too you know!)
24. Guys hate gays! (I dont quite like them either. but neutral is me.)
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. (HAHA! I absolutely agree with this man! FTW.)
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. (But what if he dont wana say? HMM.. that means i'll never understand him eh? >:o)
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. (Awww~ fairytale~)
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. (YA! This is so so true man. omg. Qing shen ti yan guo~)
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses. (But guys aint girls' weakness. Girls FTW! :D)
32. Guys are very open about themselves. (HA! Sounds abit wrong. -.-)
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long. (Hmm, how to test? :o)
34. No guy is bad when he is courting. ( yeayea!)
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Nah! nowadays alot of guys does this. LOL! To any girl. haha!)
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (Serious meh. HMM.)
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ( HAHAHA! If this is not true, im in dead meat. LOL!)
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!! (SUBJECTIVE~~)
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. (HAHA~ Not in this century~ MOST Guys get over as easy as 123. )
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy. (MUST!)
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power. (HA! TRUE! Dont ever try changing a guy cos they wont! Live with the negatives babes. :>)
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and
listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something. (sometimes its better to be silent too.)
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong. (Ya, so dont take the trees so seriously at first. They like to try out.)
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. (NO PLEASE. They game more then we do. HAHA! IMO)
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee. (hmm, what does this mean? :o)
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you. (of cos amazed! :P)
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you. (Serious? :/)
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boyfriend loves you more than your boy best friend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you! (Never really seen guys crying in front of me. :/)
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.


Cool eh!
Dislcaimer, this is quoted from some webby and those in brackets are just my comments! They may or may not be true in your life. But just a small and insignificant guidelines. haha! :)

Anw, i HATE, LIKE SERIOUSLY HATE ULCERS MAN. PAIN THE HELL OUTTA ME. RAH. Go away you stupid ulcers. >:O